Datafeed 1-16-2046

Metal in the desert? More like rageĀ  on the stage!

Sure all the bands were pretty good you know, but when our Velvet Laser took the stage, this show turned up the GLAM. They rocked all our favorite tracks, and their showmanship was top notch. OMG, did anyone else see Lucid toss and catch a Little Donnie mid drum solo? EPIC.

I heard they rocked so hard they got a contract to keep playing at the Ass End Cafe! Our team is only there to win.

-Bucky

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Todays top story is an explosion at a Biotechnica lab. Many workers were hurt, and a few were deaths reported. This was no accident and authorities in the company say that three separate charges were detonated to cause the major damage to their bioorganic research wing. This is a developing story.